CIS Student Staff News (February 27-March 3)

We hope you enjoy this weeks edition of the CIS Student News!  Brought you you by the CIS Staff and the Letter "C" and the number "2".
Mrs. Olson and Mrs. Grant read this weeks announcements

Teacher: Daniel, I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? 
Daniel: I’m glad it’s Friday! 
What's the Weather Mrs. Anderson?

As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold.I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.” 
National What?-Thanks Mr. Horst (I did not know that)!

Q: Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
A: They always get stuck at "c."
Mrs. Dickey takes the Readers Oath!

A farmer counted 196 cows in 
the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200. 
Mrs. Hoffman and Mrs. Whidby share some Poetry!

What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker? (Metaphors be with you.)How does a poet sneeze? (Haiku!!)How do poets say hello? (Hey, haven’t we metaphor?)